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Mrs. and Mr. Smith
by Taibai And A Qin
Ethan Smith walked down the empty street, cigarette in mouth, shaking his head and forcing a bitter smile. Who could have imagined that after three years of marriage, all that remained was betrayal?He vowed to make that woman regret what she had done and promised to make everyone who had been good to him live a good life.Yes, it was Emily Taylor, the woman who had helped him out of the abyss of despair when he hit the lowest point in his lifetime."Emily, it's time for me to take care of you."…
Junior sister, keep forbear for a while, I almost become invincible as soon!
by A sprig of Mesona
Guang Xiaoyu always thought her senior brother was a dispirited ordinary person, until one day, his pet cow crushed an entire group of Divine Kings with a single stomp. The black dog opened its mouth and expelled a Sword Qi, blocking millions of the Demon Race. The Earth Chicken that babbled every day turned out to be a descendant of the Ancient Phoenix! Ahhhh!Her worldview collapsed!Zi Ji: “Senior sister, it's terrible! The Demon Emperor is leading an army of millions from the Demon Race toward…
Global Lord: My Undead Can Undergo Fission
by Stars Fall
A gigantic mouth appeared in the sky and swallowed the entire Earth, scattering the shattered fragments everywhere."Welcome to the Myriad Heavenly Hunting Grounds, your talent is the Lord's Cottage."Earthlings received the developmental ability called Lord's Cottage, beginning their struggle for survival in the Myriad Heavenly Hunting Grounds.Fang Jie, holding the initial item 'Faction Conversion Command', gently tapped on the undead faction. Starting with the undead fission talent, he could mak…
My Monster Fuses Everything
by Fatso of Stone Tile Slope
Apocalypse befell, and roommates performed a skyward ritual.As the fog descended, the Book of Blood Spirit appeared in the hands of all survivors, and only those with a Contract monster could survive.Su Han directed his gaze to the neighbor who had already mutated and twisted, silently pulling out a gleaming fruit knife...Grotesque meat corpses, giant spiders with gaping mouths, eyeballs enveloping the city, one-eyed sharp-toothed hand monsters...Civilization fell, cities shattered, and all huma…
Fortunate Life of the Rural Beauty
by lonely spring
When she opened her eyes again, she transmigrated and become a foolish woman in ancient times, Chen Afu.Gazing at the hero who seemed as lofty as a god, Chen Afu touched the drool trickling from her mouth. In this life, don't be too ambitious, don't be unrealistic...Only, in this life, she was foolish yet beautiful, destitute yet incredibly lucky, her good fortune so plentiful that she couldn't use it all up.
Iron Harvest: When Farming Becomes Conquest
by It is a dream mouth.
Medieval times, warring knights, dragons, demons, gods, pirates, behemoths...Barbaric, ignorant, backward, numb, starvation widespread, people unable to make a living...Damn it! Punch to explode this era!!Reclaiming wilderness, farming, bridge building, road paving, coal mining, excavating minerals!Leveling up, recruiting apostles, forging an army!Barrage troops! Pushing horizontally!Quack! My steel torrent is invincible in this world!!Roman: "I am your destiny! Kneel before me!"So, you were sup…
I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
by Sweet Little Girl
【Soft and Cute Female Lead VS Gentle and Rough Male Lead】The new book "Hey, The Ancestors Are Coming" has been uploadedNeither cherished by her father nor loved by her mother, from a poor family and overweight, married to a man who is not a good catch, Chen Hansui thought she was dealt a bad hand in life. Only after she died did she find out that her mother was a woman of power and her husband, a future local tyrant, loved her madly. Seeing the world from a different perspective changed everythi…
Mr Fu, I Really Love You
by Thousand Birch Fallen
With his engagement at hand, the most terrifying and legendary person of the legal world, Fu Huai'an, returns with a son.Before the engagement…He asks, "Since you love Wen Moshen, why are you in my bed?"She says, "Because I cannot watch idly as Wen Moshen's woman enters an engagement with you."With a cigarette in Fu Huai'an's mouth, he crosses his legs. Across the light cloud of smoke, he squints his eyes—watching as Lin Nuan's slim arms wrap around his neck; he feels stirred.So a person can lov…
I Became a Plutocrat in World War I: Starting with Saving France
by Steel Wing Iron Cavalry
No system, pure time travel, relying on intelligence and knowledge to control the situation, do not enter if you do not like it.-----------------------The protagonist travels to the Republic of France and becomes a quasi-rich third generation in a family of agricultural tractors.Unfortunately, it is near Paris. The Germans will soon come here, and to preserve the family, France must be saved.Gallieni: "God, the enemy actually presented their flank to us!"Xia Fei: "This can't be true, could it be…
Huh? Isn't This A Galgame?
by 3 mouths
Wen Nan accidentally gets involved in a strategy romance game. Although the game's art style is somewhat eerie, it excels in the depiction of female characters, each remarkably vivid.Wen Nan happily makes it to the end through one sweet romantic encounter after another.[Congratulations! You are the first player to pass this horror escape game!]Wen Nan sits on the throne, with fragrance in the left hand and snow-white in the right, and is stunned upon hearing the system's congratulatory words:“Hu…
Pirate Kingship
by Beihai Whaling
Standing last among those sailors, Byron was shoved roughly onto that narrow gangplank by the pirates.Just a short distance beneath his feet churned blood-steeped waves and dozens of gaping mouths filled with sharp teeth!”Thud.“He could only watch helplessly as the sharks opened their mouths, stirring up turbulent currents in the ocean as they bit viciously towards him!However, the [Sailing Logbook] formed before his eyes and wrote furiously on its own:"The ancient blood of the Bayfolk within yo…
Mouth Breather
by BeingSanctified
Jamie Alexander has always flown under the radar, navigating life’s struggles quietly in his bustling Texas town. But when tragedy strikes his school and a brush with violence pushes him beyond his limits, Jamie discovers a strength he never knew he had. As he confronts his fears, he learns to stand up for himself, build connections, and even find love. Yet, just as he begins to find his footing, Jamie is pulled into a crisis that will test his courage like never before. Mouth Breather is a grip…
Fake dating my enemy, The playboy billionaire
by dream_ash
(CONTAINS R18+ CONTENT)Enemies to lovers- checkSlow burn- checkA cute naughty dog- checkSpice? (The author is keeping her mouth zipped)No third-party breakup or misunderstanding. But there are lots of banter and witty comebacks.(The story is planned to be around 200 chapters. No drag)Mu YirenI never imagined I'd be faking a relationship with my biggest enemy—the untamed, ridiculously charming Feng Junjie, known throughout the city as the "golden boy" of business and a billionaire playboy with a …
The Holy Maiden Uncovers My Coffin When I Just Become An Emperor's Corpse
by Impressive
Yang Yan found himself becoming a corpse. But before he could stay for a minute, the lid of his coffin was opened.A stunning face appeared in front of him.Leng Biyue!As the Holy Maiden of the Fairy Maiden Sect, she possessed the quasi-empire bloodline!Blood spilled from the corner of her mouth, fell, and landed on Yang Yan's face.His eyes opened!"The Sword Dao Emperor, who was buried for 100,000 years, has come to life once again!"
My Master Only Breaks Through on the Edge of Death
by Pork 200 Pounds
"Master, I'm sorry... It's all my fault that you could not break through before your last moments.""Don't worry, my disciple. I will not die," said Xu Fan as he smiled at his disciple, whose face was covered with tears.“If only… If only I could get you a few more Foundation Establishment Pills..." The genius of the sect knelt on the floor while crying like a baby.Xu Fan looked at his oldest disciple and sighed. He then took out a Foundation Establishment Pill and nonchalantly threw it into his m…
I Breathe Euro
by tiko_tiko
Dropped, Dont Read after 180 Chapter's.[Ding !! Euro Breather System Unlocked] [One breath = 1 euro] [Level 1 : Please use 100,000 Euros to level up]As Jack made his way back to his small apartment from his part-time work, he couldn't help but be amazed by a panel that materialized before his eyes. Despite his best efforts to dismiss the idea of such imaginary thing, his thrifty side begged him to believe in it. Coming from Australia after obtaining a scholarship to attend a highly esteemed G…
Mouth Breathers
by TheOneWhoAsked
Ongoing The Beginning of the story takes place in 2644AGAR Set in underground districts to withstand ten to sixty-five thousand inhabitants called The Ark. Within The Ark holds 41 districts The Asylums, the entirety of all 41 districts in The ArkEach district is composed of different factions and or systems to help maintain and provide shelter to the whole of the ark and systems to maintain the prosperity of life within.Our story starts with Seito Outis, a woman with an unending unraveling past …
I'm the Male Lead, Not Another Love Interest
by C_E_W
Synopsis:Demian Maxwell is the Crown Prince to the Grove Kingdom and an alpha. It's his first year at Oakswood Academy and a certain beta has garnered his attention, but why does Ophelia Rosewood keep popping up when he least expects it?Remi Sato is a renowned name in the science community, and this famous herbologist is starting his first year at Oakswood Academy. But this boy has a secret, and lots of them. He is secretly the omega prince, Remington Arlow and a reincarnated soul who just wants…
I TURNED GAY AFTER A DRUNKEN NIGHT
by Rosel.ly
“What's done is done! Let's just forget it!” He said and acted nonchalantly, even though he was cowering in fear because something was telling him that the stranger in front of him didn't intend to let go. The man's frown increases and Hayden swears that the temperature in the room increases multiple times. After winning over his heart and stealing his first, this boy wanted to avoid responsibility, which made Zenos annoyed. “You want to run away from me?” He asked in annoyance, and suddenly Hay…
Edward In Love
by Matli_Unicorn
‘Could he learn to love me? Without fear? Without hesitation? To love me with my flaws, as they are many and to wake up every morning and choose me.’ Edward Coleman never questioned himself. Never questioned the successful billionaire he had become or the womanizer he was so famously known for. Yet after his heart is broken by a woman, he realized he could never truly have. He reaches an all time low and thought he would never be able to move on.Or so he thought. Soon he meets Vasili Chernyshevs…